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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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zodiaccity:

Scorpio would likely be positively stimulated by= their passion.

zodiaccity:

Scorpio would likely be positively stimulated by= their passion.

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the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

Posted 2 days ago

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

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cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
Posted 2 days ago